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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
blend
a mouse 🐁
in
an Ikea
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Hounslow
Woburn Sands
Wadhurst
Maryport
Morpeth
Hexham
Burntwood
Liskeard
Crowle
Harpenden
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