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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
blend
a squirrel
in
a restaurant
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Hedon
Queenborough-in-Sheppey
Sutton
Wooler
Witham
Biggleswade
Bognor Regis
Watton
St Ives
Battle
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