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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
blend
a squirrel
in
a corner shop
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Okehampton
Stratford-upon-Avon
Bicester
Castle Cary
Boroughbridge
Windsor
Pateley Bridge
Goole
Brighouse
Chard
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