Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My daughter tried to blend a duck 🦆 in a taxi rank in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Southwold Shaftesbury Chipping Campden Burgh-le-Marsh Newbury Boroughbridge Skelton-in-Cleveland Ealing Marazion Watlington

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.