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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
squeeze
a swan 🦢
in
a coffee shop
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Brentford
Jarrow
Ilkley
Spalding
Buxton
Abingdon-on-Thames
Alcester
Dartmouth
Castle Cary
Market Drayton
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