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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
squeeze
a coot
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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Haxby
Beckenham
Earley
Tenbury Wells
Ongar
Burford
Midsomer Norton
Newton-le-Willows
St Mary Cray
Bishop Auckland
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