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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
squeeze
a rat 🐀
in
a taxi rank
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Thetford
Cheshunt
Bishop Auckland
Kempston
Ealing
Padiham
Reading
Kingston-upon-Thames
Hemel Hempstead
North Hykeham
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