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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
grab
a swan 🦢
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Barnstaple
Seaford
Ipswich
Burford
Amersham
Ellesmere Port
Medlar-with-Wesham
Warrington
Ludlow
Southwell
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