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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
grab
a swan 🦢
in
a nature reserve
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Fareham
Stalbridge
Okehampton
Shepshed
Penrith
Wallingford
Fordingbridge
Aspatria
Crewe
Barnard Castle
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