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Child escapades

My daughter tried to grab a swan 🦢 in a supermarket in …

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Rushden Morecambe Swanscombe and Greenhithe Bournemouth Pontefract Hartlepool Ollerton and Boughton Tetbury Porthleven Princes Risborough

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