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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
grab
a blackbird
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a golf club
a playground
a park
a library
a hospital
a cinema
a woodland
a station
an Ikea
a nature reserve
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Dan
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