Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
grab
a raccoon 🦝
in
a supermarket
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Bentham
Loftus
Ormskirk
Beaconsfield
Brentford
Bridport
Settle
Wooler
Bury St Edmunds
Corbridge
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.