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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
grab
a squirrel
in
a taxi rank
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Portishead and North Weston
Marlow
Shrewsbury
Hailsham
Yateley
Upton-upon-Severn
Ripley
Woodstock
Flitwick
Caistor
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