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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
stroke
a coot
in
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a golf club
an Ikea
a park
a school
a nature reserve
a restaurant
a taxi rank
a hospital
a supermarket
a woodland
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