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Child escapades

My daughter tried to stroke a rat 🐀 in a service station in …

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Bootle Kirkby Lonsdale Morley Wells-next-the-Sea Dawlish Carlton Colville Wolverton and Greenleys Brentwood Cotgrave Abingdon-on-Thames

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