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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
stroke
a raccoon 🦝
in
an Ikea
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Glastonbury
Keighley
Carshalton
St Helens
Gillingham
Paignton
Chatham
Highworth
Burton Latimer
Manningtree
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