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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
stroke
a squirrel
in
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a library
a restaurant
a coffee shop
a zoo
a park
a corner shop
a woodland
a nature reserve
a field
a playground
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Dan
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