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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
drown
a swan 🦢
in
a coffee shop
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Downham Market
Fordingbridge
Hadleigh
Whitehill
Bruton
Aylsham
Bootle
King's Lynn
Topsham
Wallsend
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