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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
drown
a coot
in
a supermarket
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Bicester
Ashburton
Wetherby
Totnes
Loughborough
Downham Market
Ilkeston
Newark-on-Trent
Nelson
Yarm
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