Sorry I'm late today

Child escapades

My daughter tried to drown a magpie in a hospital in …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Welwyn Garden City Stockton-on-Tees Pickering Stalybridge Earl Shilton Mansfield Uxbridge Barnsley Hebden Royd Henley-on-Thames

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.