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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
drown
a duck 🦆
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a hospital
a field
a nature reserve
a station
a cinema
a taxi rank
a park
a golf club
a zoo
a corner shop
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.