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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
steal
a rat 🐀
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Kirkbymoorside
Uxbridge
Eccles
Ferndown
Salcombe
Stroud
Cheadle
Kidderminster
Great Torrington
Plympton
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