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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
steal
a squirrel
in
a park
in
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Kirkby-in-Ashfield
Burslem
Midhurst
Kirton-in-Lindsey
Thornbury
Harpenden
Scunthorpe
Dinnington St John's
East Cowes
Hounslow
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