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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
stamp on
a swan 🦢
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Crewkerne
Amesbury
Malton
Bromsgrove
Syston
South Brent
Telscombe
Widnes
Woodbridge
Norton-on-Derwent
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