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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
stamp on
a pigeon
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a park
an Ikea
a playground
a service station
a school
a golf club
a restaurant
a taxi rank
a woodland
a library
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