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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
electrocute
a swan 🦢
in
a nature reserve
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Sturminster Newton
Ferndown
Ramsgate
Doncaster
Bakewell
Rothwell
Wilton
Gosport
Newark-on-Trent
Wokingham
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