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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
electrocute
a magpie
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a corner shop
a supermarket
a service station
a field
a coffee shop
a park
a cinema
a station
a hospital
a playground
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.