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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
electrocute
a rat 🐀
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
a coffee shop
a playground
a golf club
a field
a corner shop
a taxi rank
an Ikea
a zoo
a supermarket
a cinema
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Dan
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