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Child escapades

My daughter tried to electrocute a duck 🦆 in a taxi rank in …

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Bodmin Blyth Cinderford Liskeard Norton-on-Derwent Epsom and Ewell Uttoxeter Rugeley Great Yarmouth Rochester

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