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Child escapades

My daughter tried to electrocute a duck 🦆 in a zoo in …

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Thornaby-on-Tees Epping Weybridge Heanor and Loscoe Ossett Dalton-in-Furness Lytham St Annes Newcastle-under-Lyme Beckenham Tonbridge

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