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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
fondle
a koala 🐨
in
a supermarket
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Yeovil
Wetherby
Sevenoaks
Cromer
Market Bosworth
Stalham
Dunstable
Dursley
Dewsbury
Thirsk
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