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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
fondle
a coot
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a school
a taxi rank
a station
a nature reserve
a field
a supermarket
an Ikea
a restaurant
a service station
a park
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