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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
fondle
a blackbird
in
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random pathetic excuse
a coffee shop
a restaurant
an Ikea
a corner shop
a nature reserve
a park
a taxi rank
a station
a cinema
a zoo
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Dan
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