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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
fondle
a robin
in
a taxi rank
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Winslow
Brentford
Lytchett Minster & Upton
Brixham
Morecambe
Gillingham
St Just-in-Penwith
Stourport-on-Severn
West Bedlington
Bracknell
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