Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
fondle
a pigeon
in
a station
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Oundle
Ottery St Mary
Thornaby-on-Tees
Chester-le-Street
Crewkerne
Redditch
Hornsea
Haslemere
Downham Market
Charlbury
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.