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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
fondle
a rat 🐀
in
an Ikea
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Shanklin
Stamford
Penrith
Penzance
Kettering
Kendal
Stapleford
St Helens
Chippenham
Dalton-in-Furness
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