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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
fondle
a raccoon 🦝
in
a woodland
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Tynemouth
Wellingborough
Alsager
Beaminster
Didcot
Mexborough
Ashbourne
Ryde
Bootle
Nailsea
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