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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
fondle
a raccoon 🦝
in
a service station
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Stevenage
Bacup
Farnham
Guildford
Lymington
St Austell
High Wycombe
Worthing
Biggleswade
Sevenoaks
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