Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
fondle
a raccoon 🦝
in
a school
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Bletchley and Fenny Stratford
Selby
Immingham
Grays
Newport
Bulwell
Colburn
Lewes
Billericay
Winsford
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.