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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
fondle
a raccoon 🦝
in
a golf club
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Darley Dale
Keswick
Bridgnorth
Alston
Worthing
Trowbridge
Barking
Leigh-on-Sea
Rothwell
Helmsley
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