Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
fondle
a raccoon 🦝
in
a coffee shop
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Andover
Newquay
Rushden
Market Weighton
Stourport-on-Severn
Seaham
Hendon
Burnley
Stourbridge
Amble
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.