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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
fondle
a raccoon 🦝
in
a library
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Bridlington
Shifnal
Melton Mowbray
Mitcham
Liskeard
Malmesbury
Tenbury Wells
Hedge End
Burntwood
Slough
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