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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
fondle
a raccoon 🦝
in
a corner shop
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Alsager
Broseley
Brixham
Shrewsbury
Wellingborough
Wymondham
Crewe
Market Deeping
Dagenham
Higham Ferrers
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