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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
fondle
a raccoon 🦝
in
a playground
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Frodsham
Barnard Castle
Royal Wootton Bassett
Stapleford
Ashington
Falmouth
Lewes
Wilton
Corbridge
Penwortham
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