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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
fondle
a squirrel
in
a golf club
in
…
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Whaley Bridge
Thrapston
Market Bosworth
Spilsby
Bourne
Horncastle
Penryn
Waltham Abbey
Petworth
West Bromwich
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