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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
sniff
a swan 🦢
in
a school
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Newmarket
Tipton
Alnwick
Hedge End
Cromer
Hartlepool
Fordbridge
Bishop's Castle
St Ives
Rochford
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