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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
sniff
a swan 🦢
in
an Ikea
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Spalding
Hemel Hempstead
Malmesbury
Weymouth
Skipton
Colchester
Brixham
Stowmarket
Fleet
Bushey
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