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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
sniff
a magpie
in
an Ikea
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Weymouth
East Retford
Rawtenstall
Loftus
Macclesfield
Kidderminster
Beverley
St Neots
Midsomer Norton
Bolton
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