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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
sniff
a pigeon
in
a corner shop
in
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Keswick
Ellesmere
Uppingham
Bradford-on-Avon
Prudhoe
Chertsey
Rochdale
Stony Stratford
Diss
Kingsteignton
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