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Child escapades
My
daughter
tried to
sniff
a duck 🦆
in
a taxi rank
in
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Dalton Town with Newton
Hawkinge
Cheshunt
Hebden Royd
Market Drayton
Witham
Finchley
Yate
Appleby-in-Westmorland
Falmouth
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